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First off more people need more banners, I'm surfing through D-Land aimlessly looking for interesting banners to click on so that I might find some new reads and all I keep seeing is the banner advertising gold... Damn you people and lack of banners!
Now that my rant is over I did manage to find one interesting site. It's a blog of a teacher who works with mentally challenged students, or as she refers to them 'tards'. I havent quite figured out if I like the site for its wit or if it just completely disgusts me... See For YourselfHere is one of her entries from the blog. One of the few pleasures I have in life is my the Tuesday library sessions. Every Tuesday I get to herd the tards down to the library and watch them annoy the fuck out of the librarian. I'm supposed to help her handle the kids, but I get a kick out of watching the tards mutilate library materials and cause general mayhem. Today I was sipping my Pepsi and perusing the latest sunshine and rainbows bullshit from the "new books" shelf, when I hear yelling from the librarian and my students in the adjacent reading area. I stand up to peer over the little bookcases and I see Joe, one of my fat tards, running around the tables with his shorts around his ankles and a paper-back book held firmly between his ass cheeks. He was making high pitched squealing noises like an animal caught in a trap. He was also managing to evade the librarian who was chasing him, even though he had to occasionally stop to cram the book further up his crack. I briefly considered walking over and putting and end to the debacle, but since no one was getting hurt I soon decided to sit down and finish "Penguin Pete". If the librarian asks, I'm going to tell her I was in the bathroom. While this seems funny some of the other entries seem kind of rude, of course who am I to judge... In other news Karen found out that the baby is a boy. So everyone is of course very excited about that, Merak Logan Fuller, I think his due date is May 25th or something like that. I'm pretty excited about it although I must admit that I'm going through a few "older sibling issues" but thats another entry alltogether. Written on 2004-01-13 @ 3:23 p.m. |